Here’s how it starts: I’m broke. I waste too much time watching The Simpsons online. I don’t devote enough time to my studies. I am in trouble at work (I think – I’m too scared to check my email and see just how pissed my boss really is). I have put on weight recently and don’t fit into any of my clothes anymore. I want to change all this.

I am going to post a rough breakdown of what my day was like each evening. I hope that this will either motivate me to do productive (or at least interesting and bizarre) things so that I will have something to post about or shame me into at least getting my work done.

So what can you expect from this blog?

Expect daily self loathing and (hopefully) increasing self congratulation. Expect goals set and not all achieved. Expect excuses (decreasing) and not taking any of my shit (increasing). Expect pathos, greatness, low-brow-high-brow hijinks. Expect reality, fantasy, and HD.

Expect my first post tonight.